(She / Her) (25, PA, USA) (Pan + Poly :3)
We're out here, gayer than ever before.
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Message me if you think I'm cute~♡ 💁🏼‍♀️

 

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Thank u my gay lil friends but I lied, I’m posting 4.

Love u 🥰🥹

winter-lanterns:

winter-lanterns:

having your hornypost reblogged by a bunch of cute transfems is the exact same as them passing you around and taking turns fucking you btw

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okay so @esthermika has turned me into her free-use fucktoy and im okay with that

pesky-plumbers:
“world-heritage-posts:
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“ grawly:
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“ tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:
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“ unyielding–justice:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“ graffyn-guy:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“ treaclethetortoise:
“ pesky-plumbers:
“...

pesky-plumbers:

world-heritage-posts:

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

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There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

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What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

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@pesky-plumbers
what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

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your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

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world heritage post

god dammit

juniepops:

Eggs fried over easy sounds like a good idea until you put her on a sandwich and then accidentally handle her a little too roughly and she cums right into the palm of your hand all at once. Like I can see the appeal of making her messy but when you’re not ready for it, it ruins the anticipation and throws off the rest of the scene. Way I see it, you gotta edge her just a little bit longer in the pan so she’ll stay firm until you’re ready to let her bust in your mouth but still come out nice and creamy.

tsintzask:
“intolunarorbit:
“lilithtransrights:
“burnt-to-cynders:
“lilithtransrights:
“harostar:
“ alpine-insurrection:
“ mormonfries:
“ starlight-lilith:
“I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces...

tsintzask:

intolunarorbit:

lilithtransrights:

burnt-to-cynders:

lilithtransrights:

harostar:

alpine-insurrection:

mormonfries:

starlight-lilith:

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

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Originally posted by folkpunkdreamboat

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

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Reblogging because the only place where nazis should be allowed to exist is in a casket

the only good nazis are either no longer nazis or dead nazis 😊

momusu-saval:

When I came to tumblr, I thought it’d be like reddit. How wrong I was, it’s like living in a tightknit (and very very very horny) appartment complex, where I see my neighbours like Joanne, Lilith or Nebula all the time.

daglout:

oathgrowth:

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

dontkillbugs:

When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she’s in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That’s her dreams.

dontkillbugs:

When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she’s in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That’s her dreams.

dontkillbugs:

When a robogirl is sleepy she goes into sleep mode obviously, but if you turn on a big blocky PC monitor and connect it to her while she’s in sleep mode, you can see a little cartoon doodle version of her having fun in the screensavers. Bouncing around the screen, or playing among the Pipes. That’s her dreams.